Tumblr Mouse Cursors

penis-hilton:

me dying

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patshit:

let’s get this straight 

it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you

(via circumcising)

finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

(via hi)

transhumanisticpanspermia:

i have limited sympathy for people who get told “no” after a public proposal because public proposals are pretty much emotionally abusive

like seriously

if you think it’s kinda cute, you can discuss it beforehand and then do a staged one later

but putting someone on the spot in front of a crowd of strangers (or worse, friends) and demanding they give you a yes or no answer to a complex question which will affect the rest of their life is

really not okay

(via hi)

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

(via circumcising)

onlylolgifs:

Expectation vs reality: tickle attacks

(via witchofthewasted)

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coolandfriendly:

staff:

reallylameblog:

staff nice website where’d you get it

image

(via paradisaic1)

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gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

(via circumcising)